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Old 18-02-2008, 15:00   #1
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A pat on the back goes to the wittiest caption for the pic below
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Old 18-02-2008, 15:01   #2
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Proof that men can clean if they want to

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Jonny possessed a wry smile when he realised he had just glued his hand to the floor.
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Old 18-02-2008, 15:17   #3
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New disabled access, it's the regulations you know!
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Old 18-02-2008, 15:22   #4
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After his boss told him about fantastic results his prediacessor got from 'tartan paint' in the tea room in place of wallpaper, he clears the tape ready for a new harder wearing 'hazard paint' his s******ing boss told him about...
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Old 18-02-2008, 16:09   #5
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"HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!....."
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Old 18-02-2008, 16:28   #6
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The final bloody traces of the last loudmouthed idiot who dared to slag off a skoda on this forum were meticulously removed....

By happy chance, the body fitted perfectly in an octy mark 1 boot as well....
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Old 18-02-2008, 16:31   #7
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Big Dave cleans up the sex wee that was caused by Steve finding out his RR results
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Old 18-02-2008, 16:42   #8
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Showing off his new hand transplants, kindly donated by a MR.J.Beadle, Barry revists the scene of his industrial accident and showed us how it was at the same moment as he heard a loud "KERCHUNK" noise that he noticed the "DO NOT PLACE HANDS BEYOND THIS LINE" sign.
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Old 18-02-2008, 16:46   #9
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The Flux capacitor really worked.One minute the car was there,the next minute......
 
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You lot are very good
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Old 18-02-2008, 20:13   #11
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After removing his wifes' blood stains from his VRS seats Whitebakecase cleaned up the trail from garage to car
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Old 18-02-2008, 21:12   #12
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Old 18-02-2008, 21:23   #13
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Old 18-02-2008, 21:24   #14
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Now that the world knew he was spider man, he could clean the outsides of buildings in public without using his ladders


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Old 21-02-2008, 22:23   #15
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Panic at JKM when they accidentally drop Makefish's new viper stripes.
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Old 21-02-2008, 22:45   #16
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Olympic sprint star erases skid-marks after tough training session.
 
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Old 21-02-2008, 22:47   #17
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"Honest boss, its new new diet they put me on. I told them I'm allergic to Guinness and curry"
 
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Old 29-02-2008, 13:46   #18
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"Steve had got a bit excited after seeing what his car got on the rollers"

EDIT: Damn Roo beat me to it!
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