JKM RR Day 13 Nov - the story, the scandal, the photos!

[muckipup]

A great day was had at the Briskoda.net vs. SeatCupra.net Dyno Day at JKM. What follows is a few pictures of 'the day' and the cars.....

We ended up here:

Knowing that his was a Briskoda vs. SeatCupra face-off, security was high and included trained dogs with a nose for substance abuse:

and a few nervous visitors.....!

and the possibility of a few convicts 'going over the wall'....

The crowds gathered to pay hommage to the 'Dyno Shrine':

Some taking it very seriously...

Others, less so....

Others, like borisvanhalen, used the opportunity to get a dubiously-needed blow-dry...

However, before we begin, it is our duty to respect the fact that this was the day before Remembrance Sunday and it is only fitting that we remember those old pioneers in the history of modding, who, may have sadly passed on from the modding scene mainly because they own a company car or an R32 and, as we all know, there is ****-all you can do to performance mod those! I give you Makefish and Hedge (comforting themselves with a nice cup of tea):

And so the official program began.....

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[muckipup]

The usual introduction from Jim....

" I know what your thinkin'. Will I make 260 bhp or just 250? Well, given that this iz a Dyno Dynamics rolling road, probably theee most accurate rollin' road in the world and could run your wheels cleeeeen off, you gotta ask yourself a question - do you feel lucky? WELL DO YA...PUNKS?"

"...AND WHAT THE HELL IS THAT DOG SNIFFING AT?"

The day was professionally video'd:

...and no animals were harmed in the making of this video....except for the ones on top of this camera which purred:

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[muckipup]

And the car pics...

And now...Devonutopia's oil-burning beast...BEFORE

AFTER...

Devonutopia looks bemused...

A bit of free advertising...oh, hold on, it's seatcupra.net so may just be disguising the plate because it's stolen

Soap dodger....!

Jack's awesome VW Caddy with big turbo...

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[Makefish]

Great pics and 'story'

[peppyuk]

LMAO

[Timmyboy]

Dave that's great 

[devonutopia]

LOL - looking bemused more like bloody embarrassed I thought it would be clean, when it actually chucked out lots of black stuff....

Perhaps I cannot relate the smoke which comes out on the move to what it will do when static.....?

[muckipup]

LOL - looking bemused more like bloody embarrassed I thought it would be clean, when it actually chucked out lots of black stuff....

Perhaps I cannot relate the smoke which comes out on the move to what it will do when static.....?

Well, that was a pretty impressive graph that was produced on the back of all the smoke, so, like you say.....

[devonutopia]

Well, that was a pretty impressive graph that was produced on the back of all the smoke, so, like you say.....

So glad I got that sticker at Edition 38 now! Didn't cost me a cent either.

[Hedge]

So glad I got that sticker at Edition 38 now! Didn't cost me a cent either.

You were 'free and easy' with your sexual favours?

[devonutopia]

Nope, just someone off a neighbouring stand with a derv had about 30 of them as I think they worked for a sticker company, or something like that.

[Ryan90VRS]

thats a great write up haha!

[Matt C]

Great work dave! Like it!

[CHRIS ELLIS]

Nice one Dave.