Hilarious eBay ad

corradoboy · 11-01-2009, 20:32

Have a read, it gave me a headache.....

escort estate mk4 3 door diesel rs turbo on eBay, also, Ford, Cars, Cars, Parts Vehicles (end time 12-Jan-09 21:12:30 GMT)

Leodhasach · 11-01-2009, 20:43

Snap...

Where's the paracetamol?!

red-devil · 11-01-2009, 20:47

OMG is this for real

MoggyTech · 11-01-2009, 20:53

WTF, I think this is the same guy that translates foreign instruction books.

Robshaw · 11-01-2009, 20:55

Oh dear

Blade404 · 11-01-2009, 20:57

Thats what at least an A grade at gcse?

As for that car I wouldn't give him 250 Zimbabwe dollars for it..

Allams Skoda · 11-01-2009, 21:43

He reckons it has done 51k.....

corradoboy · 11-01-2009, 22:05

No 100k figure on old Ford odometers

Fezboy · 11-01-2009, 22:17

Sorry but if it was in English I may have read it

Bigw2069 · 11-01-2009, 22:17

Brilliant

Quote:

it's bin lower on cut rsturbo spings and shocks and has rs turbo s2 frount brakes and antrool bar with new bushs

corradoboy · 11-01-2009, 22:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by The retard

the bat tay has bin silled up but dont no if it bin dou'n. and it bin silled but the fues bot this is liking tho, its had new sills in bits and the legs doun where they go by the back spings,

it need the bit doing in the pic and alng the iner sill divers side i put some more pic up now sorry for got to put this on . and the doors are good as is the bonet

but the fount bumper has a carck in it some repier badly

sorry i forgot to put this bits on

This bit has me, can't decipher it for the life of me.

VWD · 11-01-2009, 22:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blade404

Thats what at least an A grade at gcse?

As for that car I wouldn't give him 250 Zimbabwe dollars for it..

Or apound of rice - but then fixed by a Zimbabean "mechanic" - the wire holding the wheels together should be worth a fortune

(been there - and seen them in action

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Babs · 11-01-2009, 22:34

Read it in a Jamaican accent in your head... worked for me!

corradoboy · 11-01-2009, 22:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs

Read it in a Jamaican accent in your head... worked for me!

Superb, now it all reads perfectly

cheezemonkhai · 12-01-2009, 00:58

let me get this straight somebody took the 1.3 and and put a 1.6 endura type engine in and he thinks it's an improvement?

Thanks for the beer can hint maaan; it worked too

wilsonian · 12-01-2009, 01:32

Why can't doctors drowned these people at birth?!?!

MoggyTech · 12-01-2009, 10:22

Someone has put in a bid! Now in my mind, that means there is someone out there, even dumber than the seller. Mr Pseudo text messenger perhaps.

jonnycatbiscuit · 12-01-2009, 10:45

love it! I thought you had to be at least ten years old to advertise on ebay...

(my eight year old laughed when she read that!!

)

Tom_vRS · 12-01-2009, 11:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Babs

Read it in a Jamaican accent in your head... worked for me!

Worked here too!

pete8tch · 12-01-2009, 12:48

ford driver , what can i say.

richie · 12-01-2009, 15:47

Izzz he laaak some gangsta, init !!??!!

jamesmckelvie · 12-01-2009, 18:36

another possibility for English clit

westyRS · 12-01-2009, 20:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by pete8tch

ford driver , what can i say.

Very true!

thebrymar · 12-01-2009, 20:59

Looks like someone's spent too long on the sherbets.

Sorry got to go...........need to get a bid in quick - auction ends in 7 minutes !

VWD · 12-01-2009, 21:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by red-devil

OMG is this for real

red-devil, pray you're from West Hartlepool - now go out and get do what WH's do best .(and if you're short of rope - some can be obtained

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