9 months later... (Joke)

Tom_vRS · 10-09-2007, 09:46

9 Months Later...

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So theyloaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house allto myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid theneighbors will talk if I letyou stay in my house."

"Don't worry," Jack said."We'll be happy to sleepin the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'llbe gone at first light."The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barnand settled in for the night.Come morning, the weather had cleared,and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend ofskiing.

But about nine monthslater, Jack got anunexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutesto figure it out,but he finally determined that it was from the attorney ofthat attractive widow hehad met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Boband asked,"Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north ab out 9 months ago ?"

"Yes, I do." said Bob

"Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

"Well, um, yes !," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit thatIdid."

"And did you happen to give her my nameinstead of telling her yourname?"

Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?"

"She just died and left me everything."

PEMBO · 10-09-2007, 10:50

Mint

ZootyRS · 10-09-2007, 11:59

Love it!

**roo** · 10-09-2007, 12:49

octav.ed · 10-09-2007, 18:35

cracker.

KTP · 10-09-2007, 18:40

i liked that

anonymouse · 10-09-2007, 18:43

Had to go get me glasses

- but worth it

mluton · 10-09-2007, 18:53

Super

Tom_vRS · 10-09-2007, 18:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by anonymouse

Had to go get me glasses

- but worth it

Sorry, just cut and pasted it from an email... it wouldn't let me just remove the formatting, so sorry...

Its one of the better ones I've been sent recently for sure!

anonymouse · 10-09-2007, 18:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tom_vRS

Sorry, just cut and pasted it from an email... it wouldn't let me just remove the formatting, so sorry...

Hey, only kidding. No big deal - good joke

BTW - if you copy and paste into a text editor and then copy and paste into Brisky editor you should be able to alter format etc.

MissKia · 10-09-2007, 18:57

anonymouse · 10-09-2007, 18:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissKia

LOL

This LOL guy gets everywhere - perhaps the widow should have left all the money to him

TeflonTom · 10-09-2007, 19:00

classic!

10-09-2007, 09:46	#1
Tom_vRS Briskodaholic Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Fenland, Cambridgeshire Posts: 11,518 Thanks: 675 Thanked 421 Times in 301 Posts	9 months later... (Joke) *9 Months Later...* Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So theyloaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house allto myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid theneighbors will talk if I letyou stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said."We'll be happy to sleepin the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'llbe gone at first light."The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barnand settled in for the night.Come morning, the weather had cleared,and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend ofskiing. But about nine monthslater, Jack got anunexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutesto figure it out,but he finally determined that it was from the attorney ofthat attractive widow hehad met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Boband asked,"Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north ab out 9 months ago ?" "Yes, I do." said Bob "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Well, um, yes !," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit thatIdid." "And did you happen to give her my nameinstead of telling her yourname?" Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did." "Why do you ask?" "She just died and left me everything." __________________ 97/R BMW 328i in Boston Green.

10-09-2007, 10:50	#2
PEMBO Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Middlesbrough, home of legends :P (not the worst place in the UK at all...honest guv) Posts: 3,044 Thanks: 176 Thanked 100 Times in 30 Posts	Re: 9 months later... (Joke) Mint __________________ 1.4 16v Comfort 2001 - Average 40.21 MPG (REAL) over 14,909 miles YAR! Subliminal Advertising..Buy PEMBO a PINT!!!! YAR!

10-09-2007, 11:59	#3
ZootyRS Frustrated Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: It's grim Posts: 1,943 Thanks: 18 Thanked 18 Times in 15 Posts	Re: 9 months later... (Joke) Love it! __________________ My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal

10-09-2007, 18:35	#5
octav.ed Briskodian Join Date: May 2005 Location: belfast Posts: 3,848 Thanks: 99 Thanked 64 Times in 56 Posts	Re: 9 months later... (Joke) cracker. __________________ when i die, bury me upside down so the world can kiss my a.s.s "I spent all my money on cars, booze and women - the rest I just wasted" - George Best. I was so poor growing up...If I wasn't born a boy..I'd have nothing to play with. -Rodney Dangerfield

10-09-2007, 18:40	#6
KTP eeeeeeeeevil. Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Posts: 1,477 Thanks: 25 Thanked 55 Times in 52 Posts	Re: 9 months later... (Joke) i liked that __________________

10-09-2007, 18:43	#7
anonymouse Nuts Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Greater Manchester Posts: 8,452 Thanks: 152 Thanked 259 Times in 193 Posts	Re: 9 months later... (Joke) Had to go get me glasses - but worth it __________________ "Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." - Heinlein

10-09-2007, 18:53	#8
mluton Briskodian Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: South Birmingham Posts: 6,408 Thanks: 46 Thanked 228 Times in 202 Posts	Re: 9 months later... (Joke) Super __________________ Support Briskoda----------------------> Red Skoda Octavia V//RS Mods to date: Carbonio CAI Forge 007 DV Aero Wipers Briskoda Stickers KVW100 GB Wheel Inserts RS Tuning Remap Delocked Piper Cat Back Kenwood KDC-W6541U Fli Twin 12" Active Sub Parrot CK3100 *------------------------------------------------*

10-09-2007, 19:00	#13
TeflonTom Briskodiodion Join Date: May 2006 Location: Hayling Island, Hampshire Posts: 8,195 Thanks: 46 Thanked 231 Times in 203 Posts	Re: 9 months later... (Joke) classic!

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