MissPiggy

set to tune of "i will survive"

at first i was afraid,i was petrified.
by that ugly slapper that was lying by my side.
i wouldve drunk a little less,i wouldve tried to keep my head,
if id known for just one second youd assault me in your bed.

i tried to go, walk out the door.
but youve been sitting on my legs and i cant feel them anymore.
and now your sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace,
i only hope that your big knickers arent made of liquorice lace.

i want to go, ive got to leave.
before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave
only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut
god the things that you get up to when youre half f***ing cut!

i cant believe, im lying here
its cos of all that f***ing evil drink that we call beer.
you can sod your beer goggles, **** i must have been blind
to mistake that hoover dam for a sexy young being.

please let me go, im getting scared
theres nothing i can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared
i think that i must have been mad, god what made me want to court her?
with tits that look like tesco bags ive just filled up with water.
its time to go, run out the dor
shes started hinting that she wants sex on her dirty lino floor
i dont think theres anything worse
than the al-co-hol-lics curse.
I WILL SURVIVE, I WILL SURVIVE, I WILL SURVIVE!!!!

pixi

nice

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Neo_VR

OHHHH the shame

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pinkskud

rings a bell

cheezemonkhai

Never done that thank god, woken up next very attractive lass once, but then her father was the local vicar

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