Irish Gag

Makefish · 15-11-2006, 18:34

Although I'm not sure about the political correctness of 'Irish' gags nowadays (sorry for any offence to our Irish contingent), but it made I chuckle.

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" .That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!.
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night".
She said: "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?"
John said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said: "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

bengie · 15-11-2006, 18:37

i loike it!!

Mr Grumpy · 15-11-2006, 18:44

If you want a PROPER Irish joke, the follwing is true..
The W.O.'s Uncle & Auntie ( both Irish) have Eleven children. The first Eight were boys, and her uncle when he went to register the birth of the last boy was still drunk from celebrating.
He registered the boy as Paul, unconveniently forgetting that number 3 son was called Paul....
They are now middle aged and still called big Paul and little Paul.

Loz · 15-11-2006, 19:31

pmsl! As if you forget what your kids are called!!

lmao at the joke though!!Ears haha!

**GAFF** · 15-11-2006, 21:18

15-11-2006, 18:34	#1
Makefish Ex-Moddy Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Hampshire Posts: 8,277 Members Car: Golf PD105 Thanks: 187 Thanked 248 Times in 184 Posts	Irish Gag Although I'm not sure about the political correctness of 'Irish' gags nowadays (sorry for any offence to our Irish contingent), but it made I chuckle. John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" .That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!. He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night". She said: "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?" John said: "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said: "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." __________________ Superchips Bluefin only £390 @ JKM http://www.jkm.org.uk/performance/bluefinxmas2008.htm

15-11-2006, 18:37	#2
bengie splash!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: planet earth Posts: 15,256 Members Car: 4x4 turbo estate Thanks: 17 Thanked 144 Times in 125 Posts	Re: Irish Gag i loike it!! __________________ owner of a skoda octavia 4xvrs3

15-11-2006, 18:44	#3
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15-11-2006, 19:31	#4
Loz Bad Loz!! Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: here..................... sometimes there........ Posts: 7,063 Members Car: LTD Edition Fabia VRS Thanks: 41 Thanked 221 Times in 73 Posts	Re: Irish Gag pmsl! As if you forget what your kids are called!! lmao at the joke though!!Ears haha! __________________ Lorraine- AKA Loz, Lozkins, Lozza, Lozzy, Lozlet, Lozzette, Lozzle, Lozley, Lozraine, Lozalot, Lozatron, Lozatronic, Lozatroonathoone, Lozlatina, Loztalot, Lozingtonrain, Lozinator, Lozenge, Lozenger, Lozmanaught, Lozzy Loo, Lozzybear, Lozzy-wozzy-dooh-dah-day, () CouLoz of the rainbow, Lozano, Lozvaldo, Lorraineo, Lorrainickle, Lorrainus, Lez, Lezkins, Randomer & Mizz LB Can't change the way I am, sexy, naughty, bitchy!

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