Jeremy Beadles last Wish.................

ag.morley · 02-02-2008, 09:09

............was to be buried in a compost heap and then spread over his garden at home. The BBC will produce a One Off program called " Watch out Beadles a Sprout "..If he is to be Cremated ITV will produce " You've been Flamed "

Babs · 02-02-2008, 11:17

richie · 02-02-2008, 21:24

Finaly, after years of trying, Beadle goes down well with his audience...........

into a 6 foot deap hole..............................................

leeland · 02-02-2008, 21:29

Detectives investigating his death found him lying next to a glove....their not sure but they

think it may have had a small hand in it.

Little Katie · 02-02-2008, 23:31

I hear his will is taking a little time to decipher as it's written in short hand...

Skodaboy1983 · 03-02-2008, 00:07

I should not laugh but he was a great guy.

Davy

Makefish · 12-02-2008, 15:32

Tom_vRS · 12-02-2008, 15:34

Thats the funniest thing I've seen in ages!

stevenh · 12-02-2008, 15:36

After the service, there was a reception in his local pub where a small finger buffet was served.

"What time is the service?"..."When the big hand meets the little hand"

leeland · 12-02-2008, 19:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makefish

Fantastic!

jason · 12-02-2008, 22:30

UncleRic · 13-02-2008, 09:19

Aw come on guys.. he was never happy in his job was he? I heard that he really wanted to be a secratary but kept getting turned down in all interviews. Apparently his short hand wasn't good enough.

UncleRic · 13-02-2008, 09:20

Harry_vRS · 13-02-2008, 21:45

Rumour has it that he had a small penis.

On the other hand it was massive.

RobClubley · 13-02-2008, 21:47

These are terrible!

rigsby · 13-02-2008, 21:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by jason

Just wet misen laughing at this one

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