Bigw2069

Just got this email, worth a laugh, or contemplation? you decide


The Plan!


You gotta love Robin Williams...... Even if he's nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.
What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic!)

"I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one plan."

1) "The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their affair s, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic , Hussein, and the rest of those "good ole boys", we will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East, and the Philippines . They don't want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They're illegal!!! France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else(likeCanada ! or Oklahoma !). They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the
world, we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way , no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan ?

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses."
She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me ?' "

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Lance

If only we could adopt that in the UK.

Can you imagine the uproar from the tree hugging, dungaree wearing leftie lesbian do-gooders?

richie

He's got my vote!!

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radioone

Very well said!!!

Now all we need is some one to stand up for us, does anyone know Michael Cain's number. He could always 'Blow The Bloody Doors Off' If they dont like it. lol

Chris

apd007

I've got a slight issue with number 10, the language they speak is American English, so they should learn English, or at least English spellings of words and English names of items. The letter Z should not be in realise or similar words and it is a boot not a trunk for two examples!

Other than that, I have to be honest, if someone in England had the dangly bits between their legs to say the above I'd vote for them.

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radioone

Still think who ever wrote it has the right idea.

Don't get me started, but was it not enok powell in the 1970's, who said, give them all £100 and send them back. If we had of taken a heavier hand to Immigrants, then we wouldn't be having any of these problems in our country.

I know i rant on, and this is my opinion entirely, but i believe its true.

Chris