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Old 29-08-2008, 20:45   #1
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Yup me and moggy are in the bedroom (aka the attic) hiding whilst SWMBO hosts a Ann Summers party.

Dying for a drink, but the laughing and mentions of my name I keep hearing I'm not leaving this room!

Any Idea's how to order and get in a Pizza without coming into contact with them?
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Yup me and moggy are in the bedroom (aka the attic) hiding whilst SWMBO hosts a Ann Summers party.

Dying for a drink, but the laughing and mentions of my name I keep hearing I'm not leaving this room!

Any Idea's how to order and get in a Pizza without coming into contact with them?
Use your mobile and get it delivered through the sky light?
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Old 29-08-2008, 20:50   #3
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Well, moggy went down stairs, and came running back up so fast. Anyone would have thought it was dinner time.

He's hiding under the bed. Perhaps he'll need therapy?
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You should go downstairs and get some 'stuff' dont knock it 'til you have tried it i say!
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LOL, you could always tie a basket onto some rope and lower it out of the window to the pizza man....

Or you could model some of the gear for them.
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Old 29-08-2008, 21:09   #6
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ROFLMAO.

American hot ordered via the net, along with drinks. SWMBO text'd to ask to bring up to me.

I have no idea what, if anything SWMBO's buying or saying so no, I'm not going down there!
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reverse psychology man, go down in your boxers, scratching your bollox and belching loudly. Make her proud

Edit: Ł14 for a medium pepperoni pizza with some jalepinos and onion? wtf?
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could always yell out teh sky light and maybe a passing beautiful princess will rescue you.
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It's no good I can't think of anything to say that doesn't include a double entendre. Good job I'm not posting to this thread.

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Old 29-08-2008, 21:33   #11
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Pizza and supplies here, basically thrown up the stairs by swmbo.

Followed by a dont come down here or die by her sisters!


Now I really want to know what's going on! I'm considering leaning out the skylight, and getting next door (gay guys) to spy, as our doors are open.
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I cant believe they let you stay in the house

or you even wanted to stay...............
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Just think all those women, thinking about all things sexually related.....Maybe they'll won't have headaches tonight...lol
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*cough* pussy *cough* rub *cough* is amazing! It sounds nasty but its a mint sensation!!
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We'll, party lady's left, so now summoned to meet her co-workers, her sisters I think I know after 11 years.

I feel like a performing dog.
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You should have gone down there and modelled the leopard print posing pouch.



Maybe next time eh !!!
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Wee Glasgow woman goes into Ann Summers shop and asks for the 'Appliances Department' .

Sales Assistant ' Certainly madam, what size do you require?'

Customer: 'Extra large, and a nice colour'.

Sales Assistant: ' No problem, madam, we have them displayed on the wall over here'.

Customer: ' Oooo, lovely, what a selection! I'll have that big red one over there!'

Sales Assistant: 'Madam, that's the fire extinguisher!'
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Wee Glasgow woman goes into Ann Summers shop and asks for the 'Appliances Department' .

Sales Assistant ' Certainly madam, what size do you require?'

Customer: 'Extra large, and a nice colour'.

Sales Assistant: ' No problem, madam, we have them displayed on the wall over here'.

Customer: ' Oooo, lovely, what a selection! I'll have that big red one over there!'

Sales Assistant: 'Madam, that's the fire extinguisher!'
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We'll, party lady's left, so now summoned to meet her co-workers, her sisters I think I know after 11 years.

I feel like a performing dog.

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So what have you been treated to then, oh and



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Well met all of the giggling ladies. One couldnt look at me, and got an elbow from one of the others.

Flicking through the catalogue, the stuff isnt all that, and SWMBO agreed. She's got nicer stuff from them in the past.
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Whenever these take place round my neck of the woods the following needs to be arranged:

1. The lads

2. Pub

3. Kababs

4. Text when everyone has left

5. A good night thereafter!!!! (If you know what I mean!)
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