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This is a discussion on Sudan 1 within the Off Topic and Chit Chat forums, part of the Members Area category; Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? ...
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04-03-2005, 18:34
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| Sudan 1 Customer: Worcester sauce crisps please Shopkeeper: Sorry can't, it's off the shelves, cancer scare. Customer: Oh right, Chinese Chicken Wings? Shopkeeper: Ah that's the same , Cancer scare Customer: Hamburger Relish? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Sausage and Mash? Shopkeeper: Cancer scare Customer: Cottage Pie? Shopkeeper: Yes, ...no wait, Cancer scare. Customer: So they're all off the shelves because of a Cancer scare? Shopkeeper: Yes Customer: (sigh) Just give me a packet of fags then. Shopkeeper: Certainly. £4.50 please. Customer: Thanks !!
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04-03-2005, 18:55
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04-03-2005, 19:33
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| Briskodian  | i would rather have sudan1. bacon is far more cancerous due to the preservatives...
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|  - defo a good one  Difference is that you PAY to get cancer when you buy your fags 
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| more sudan madness on EBAY
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