Suggest a Bumper sticker thread..

Basil · 10-03-2007, 07:57

Lots of amusing bumper stickers around. Thought it would be a neat amusing exercise to post up some funny ones...

I'll start of:

"How's my driving? - call freephone 0900 - EAT-****"

Gwilo · 10-03-2007, 09:07

"Honk if you love peace and quiet"

"Need a Taxidermist? - Call O800 GET STUFFED"

"Poultry Feed Specialists - 0800 **** UP"

"Road Directions To Your Mobile - 0800 WHERE THE F***?"

"Narcotics Anonymous - 0800 # # #" (that's "HASH HASH HASH")

***ColinD*** · 10-03-2007, 10:46

If you can read this it's to late to stop before I do...

**delcac** · 10-03-2007, 11:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColinD

If you can read this it's to late to stop before I do...

If you can read this I need a bigger turbo

***ColinD*** · 10-03-2007, 11:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by delcac

If you can read this I need a bigger turbo

Thats on the front bumper surely

or is it, if you can read this you need a bigger turbo

Robshaw · 10-03-2007, 12:35

- You leave your house looking like THAT!

Td-eye · 10-03-2007, 13:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColinD

Thats on the front bumper surely

or is it, if you can read this you need a bigger turbo

No, because if you can read it (on the back of HIS bumper) that means that you must still be close enough to read it so HE needs a bigger turbo (although possibly a bigger engine as well) to get away from you.

devonutopia · 10-03-2007, 13:51

"BRISKODA.net"

apd007 · 10-03-2007, 13:55

Driver naked from the waist down. Nearly crashed when I saw it from laughing. Car was been driven by an elderly gent which increased the humour (well for me anyway

)

ric04vrs · 10-03-2007, 15:01

"bumper stickers should be banned"

heresmo · 10-03-2007, 16:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Td-eye

No, because if you can read it (on the back of HIS bumper) that means that you must still be close enough to read it so HE needs a bigger turbo (although possibly a bigger engine as well) to get away from you.

I think ColinD's post was meant to be read without the paragraph space. (His comment is what would be on the front.)

Mind you, it took me a minute to suss Robshaw's post (me being the sharpest knife) and I will in future make sure I leave the house tidy

, hence bumper sticker "Smile, you're on Candid Camera" or You've Been Framed if it's a plod car (only kidding there).

Mo

**delcac** · 10-03-2007, 18:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by ColinD

Thats on the front bumper surely

or is it, if you can read this you need a bigger turbo

Well, if you can read it on my bumper then it would read "If you can read this I need a bigger engine" as it's only a 1.5 16.5v cos they are that close. On your car it would read as stated elsewhere "If you can read this I need a bigger turbo". All this is moot really cos you need a better clutch to get away from anyone.

HTH

mattbeef · 10-03-2007, 18:17

My other car is a [insert something in here] but im in a rush today

Loz · 10-03-2007, 20:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Td-eye

No, because if you can read it (on the back of HIS bumper) that means that you must still be close enough to read it so HE needs a bigger turbo (although possibly a bigger engine as well) to get away from you.

I thought it meant you'd need a bigger turbo to get past?

oh well lol

ChrisRs · 10-03-2007, 21:17

I am old and incontinent and my car p.i.s.s.e.s on yours!!

WaveyDavey · 10-03-2007, 23:25

It's a Skoda, A diesel....... And in front of you!!!!!

Cheers

Dave.

devonutopia · 11-03-2007, 00:06

something diesel oriented will be going on mine.

20VLIL · 11-03-2007, 01:21

Eat my soot...

You've just been done by a Skoda...

Not very catchy tho

The Ors · 11-03-2007, 13:03

'Tuned by JD Power'

Bigw2069 · 11-03-2007, 13:26

"this way up"

**tfboy** · 11-03-2007, 13:44

"Diesel power - I love it. If you get too close, it will soot you too"

**delcac** · 11-03-2007, 14:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by tfboy

If you get too close, it will soot you too"

If you get too close I will spin in front of you.

pinkskud · 11-03-2007, 16:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by 20VLIL

You've just been done by a Skoda...

should get that on my felicia, along with a vrs badge

Lady Elanore · 11-03-2007, 16:52

‘If you can read this then it’s not my car as I don’t have a bumper sticker’

lfc958 · 11-03-2007, 17:27

What about - I hate bumper stickers, they ruin the car.

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