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| Sunday Funnies For Geography students Only: What's the capital of Iceland? Answer: About Three Pounds Fifty... Latest news, the Isle of Dogs Building Society has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers. What's the difference between Investment Bankers and London Pigeons? The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's How do you define optimism? A banker who irons 5 shirts on a Sunday.
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| Re: Sunday Funnies hehehe , like them |
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| Briskodian  | Re: Sunday Funnies Q: What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Something very cutting. Dave |
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| Re: Sunday Funnies Quote:
 Its actually "whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm", but I'll let you off  Quality gags Stu, enjoyed them! As an aside, I went to a restaurant on Friday night, and on the menu was "Pork in Cider". Cue a plethora of innuendo!!
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