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This is a discussion on Tarzan within the Off Topic and Chit Chat forums, part of the Members Area category; When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, ...
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19-07-2007, 12:21
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| Briskodian |  Tarzan When Jane initially met Tarzan in the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had sex? "Tarzan not know sex" he replied. Jane explained to him what sex was. Tarzan said "Oh, Tarzan use knot hole in trunk of tree." Horrified Jane said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong, but I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothing and lay down on the ground. "Here" she said, pointing to her privates, "you must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer to her and kicked her in the crotch! Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity. Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed "What did you do that for?" Tarzan replied, "Check for squirrels." |
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19-07-2007, 17:19
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| Re: Tarzan Oh nuts!!!!! 
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19-07-2007, 21:27
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19-07-2007, 23:02
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19-07-2007, 23:04
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__________________ "Stupidity, if left untreated, is self-correcting." - Heinlein Last edited by anonymouse; 19-07-2007 at 23:05. Reason: silly editor |
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19-07-2007, 23:08
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