The things we do when we think no one will notice...

sinister sheep · 28-08-2008, 22:41

Well tonight, I finished worked and made my way around too the bus stop, passing a few of the people that live in the village along the way, its not a big place and the bus stop is on a grass verge that runs most of the village and backs on to a forrest, houses opp, mostly dark, the county council dont believe in replacing the bulbs..
knowing the bus was due along any min, and dying to pass wind ( I know so lady like

) checked to the left and right to check no ones around, and let it go, expecting it too be a nice and quite one as ladies do

, no chance, silent village and a rumbler..... to my horror some bloke came out the woods at the same time with his dog.... he just looked at me in disgust and carried on walking....ooooh the shame
Any one else get caught doing those things we shouldnt? got to be a few for a laugh between us and im sure im not the only one shamed

mluton · 28-08-2008, 22:43

chriskite · 28-08-2008, 22:44

Nice one, better than doing it on the bus.

SimonJ · 28-08-2008, 22:51

I would have saved it for the bus and let it out silently just before my stop.

chriskite · 28-08-2008, 22:56

I've done that , but the effect is so much better in a lift.

sinister sheep · 28-08-2008, 23:00

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Originally Posted by SimonJ

I would have saved it for the bus and let it out silently just before my stop.

us women are not meant to bottom cough in public is not the done thing!!
well id rather let it out there than the bus, god how much worse would the shame of been doing a cracker like that on the bus???

skodagirl1985 · 28-08-2008, 23:02

Better out that in is what I was always told.

I had a moment like that when I was still at school right in the middle of the English class.

Everyone sitting quietly doing there work then all of a sudden I let out the loudest fart ever. (Not very lady like I know.) Everyone bust out laughing and looked round to see who it was. Well I was sitting there going reder and reder. I was so embarrassed. Then to make it worse the teacher annouced to the whole classed that I'd just let rip.

sdenny · 28-08-2008, 23:03

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Originally Posted by sinister sheep

Well tonight, I finished worked and made my way around too the bus stop, passing a few of the people that live in the village along the way, its not a big place and the bus stop is on a grass verge that runs most of the village and backs on to a forrest, houses opp, mostly dark, the county council dont believe in replacing the bulbs..
knowing the bus was due along any min, and dying to pass wind ( I know so lady like

) checked to the left and right to check no ones around, and let it go, expecting it too be a nice and quite one as ladies do

, no chance, silent village and a rumbler..... to my horror some bloke came out the woods at the same time with his dog.... he just looked at me in disgust and carried on walking....ooooh the shame
Any one else get caught doing those things we shouldnt? got to be a few for a laugh between us and im sure im not the only one shamed

I was out with my wife walking the dog on Salisbury plain many years ago. The dog was off in the undergrowth and I'd been away for the last week, so my wife and I started getting a little friendly.

All of a sudden there was a cough and a "excuse me". Looked arround and there was a soldier in the ditch in full combats about 5m away. You could almost hear the giggling pass up the line as we continued to walk.

The only saving grace was I think the dog had marked his territory.

sinister sheep · 28-08-2008, 23:07

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Originally Posted by sdenny

I was out with my wife walking the dog on Salisbury plain many years ago. The dog was off in the undergrowth and I'd been away for the last week, so my wife and I started getting a little friendly.

All of a sudden there was a cough and a "excuse me". Looked arround and there was a soldier in the ditch in full combats about 5m away. You could almost hear the giggling pass up the line as we continued to walk.

The only saving grace was I think the dog had marked his territory.

Im lucky for that one, no free shows given from me lol. although i did walk past a couple at it like rabbits in some ones front garden

i was not sure where to look. and carried on almost running the rest of the mile to mine!

leeland · 29-08-2008, 19:34

At work we've just one men's toilet, some contract decorator's are in (strangers)
Last week I went for a 'number two', sorry but it was absolutely hanging,
stinking. I finished, shut the door to the cubicle and started washing my
hands in the adjacent wash basin. One of the decorators went straight in
after me, I could hear him weeing and choking simultaneously, trying not to breathe

gadgetman · 29-08-2008, 20:41

Quote:

Originally Posted by sinister sheep

us women are not meant to bottom cough in public is not the done thing!!

In some parts of the UK, it's actually considered a mating call. The next stage would be flashing the girls, and shouting 'come get some big boy'

Loz · 29-08-2008, 23:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by sdenny

The dog was off in the undergrowth and I'd been away for the last week, so my wife and I started getting a little friendly.

All of a sudden there was a cough and a "excuse me". Looked arround and there was a soldier in the ditch in full combats about 5m away. You could almost hear the giggling pass up the line as we continued to walk.

Haha! I have had a very similar situation, however the 3rd party didn't cough or say anything at all!! Just satyed in silence lol. You gotta laugh eh

smstext · 30-08-2008, 01:28

can you all see why i dont take her anywhere

Schern · 30-08-2008, 08:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by leeland

At work we've just one men's toilet, some contract decorator's are in (strangers)
Last week I went for a 'number two', sorry but it was absolutely hanging,
stinking. I finished, shut the door to the cubicle and started washing my
hands in the adjacent wash basin. One of the decorators went straight in
after me, I could hear him weeing and choking simultaneously, trying not to breathe

That made me chuckle. Good job

apd007 · 30-08-2008, 13:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loz

Haha! I have had a very similar situation, however the 3rd party didn't cough or say anything at all!! Just satyed in silence lol. You gotta laugh eh

How far had you got before you'd realised?

Tom_vRS · 30-08-2008, 14:01

I got kicked out of assembly at school for a god almighty fart. Ah well.

Loz · 30-08-2008, 18:13

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Originally Posted by apd007

How far had you got before you'd realised?

Not quite as straightforward as that. Knew they were there, thought (or were hoping!) they were asleep!

***Neo_VR*** · 30-08-2008, 18:24

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loz

Not quite as straightforward as that. Knew they were there, thought (or were hoping!) they were asleep!

LMFAO!!!! filth! utter filth!

Loz · 30-08-2008, 18:31

shush you!

Shifty · 30-08-2008, 18:34

***Neo_VR*** · 30-08-2008, 19:04

When i used to work at my last employers.. shortly before i left they started doing a 7am-3 shift for IT, basically to support about 3 important users in europe.

when i was on this shift i didnt used to get into work until around 7.30... noone noticed because i was always the first there

Loz · 30-08-2008, 19:22

Wow...you rebel you!!

***Neo_VR*** · 30-08-2008, 20:02

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Originally Posted by Loz

Wow...you rebel you!!

**** off biyach... to think im not going to tell the forum about embarassing parts of my life

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