postmanpat

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction.,She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlo.


Poor Carlo. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and coming to rest in some nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlo quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest and bent over to pick it up.








And that's when all the other bells started to ring..........

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that is bad lad...

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kelling

great!!!

KenONeill

Gilly's extreme parking pic was funnier than the "joke"!

Psyzygy

I thought they were trying to jump start it

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