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Old 09-11-2005, 16:28   #1
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A Renault with twin exhausts ?

A Wheel barrow.
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Why do Renault's have a heated rear screen?
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Why do Renault's have a heated rear screen?

To keep your hands warm when you are pushing it??
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Correct - though the V6 ones often have an otpional fire to make the rear even warmer
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Where do you find the dipstick in a Renault

Its sat just behind the steering wheel
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What do you call an open top renault??


...A Skip



Went to car showroom said can i have a wing mirror for a renault. Dealer replied yeah fair swap!




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LOL Fabia 12v: The cheek of it! Nicking Skodie jokes. *Slaps wrist*

Then again, if a Skodie is a skateboard, does a Merc come with wheels as an optional extra? Since, rather than just proudly polishing and displaying it in the driveway, you might want to take it for a spin to get more polish...

Reminds me of a neighbour some years ago, who, being a retired City gent, always mowed the lawn in his bowler hat I could only scarcely resist the temptation to ask if it was better for compressing the clippings in.

Mind you, retired City folks these days are probably out triple-filtering the water before sprinkling the lawn and saving the filters for later, since cocaine apparently is not fully removed

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LOL Fabia 12v: The cheek of it! Nicking Skodie jokes. *Slaps wrist*

*ouch*


It was asking for it... and as we're now 2nd best manufacturer in uk think we can tell the jokes now
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It was asking for it... and as we're now 2nd best manufacturer in uk think we can tell the jokes now
and as we're now 2nd best manufacturer in uk

Saaah! And another good one

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Where do you find the dipstick in a Renault

Its sat just behind the steering wheel
ABSOLUTE CLASS !!!!
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Saaah! And another good one

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It was asking for it... and as we're now 2nd best manufacturer in uk think we can tell the jokes now
When did Skoda start making cars in the UK???
















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When did Skoda start making cars in the UK???

I know you mean brand before any smart Alec points it out
*cough* So I'm a smart Alec am I?

Sorry Fabia 12v, I was only pulling your leg by picking up on your "manufacturer" comment. Just a bit of fun, just a bit of fun.

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ohhhh thats what u ment... i thought u were turning what i said into a joke... as in skoda been good lol... male blonde moment!
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Why did the Renault driver drive his car into the duck pond!

He wanted to DIP his headlights!

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