spaniels fr

I went to tech college today, and as the carpark was full due to the builders taking all the spaces i decided to park on the mud, opposite the car park. Now to get onto this area i have to reverse the car up the kerb, as its too low to drive up normally.So there i was, reading my top gear mag at 8.15 waiting to go into college at 9 when this old git in a Jag x type decided he wanted to also park on the mud. Now there wasnt enough room there for him to park, without his back end hanging onto the pavement. I did that on purpose as he usually parks there.
So there i am, minding my own business, but also keeping an eye on this guy as he gets closer and closer to the front of my car. He then gets out, looks at his overhang, gets back in and drives into my car :WTF: so i got out, and said what are you playing at? his reply was " Oh, did i hit you? " No of course you didnt you dozy old ba$tard, my car just moved on its own did it? To make matters worse he then said " oh sorry, i didnt see you"
Didnt see me i said? so what did you do when you got out to look at the back of your car then? he just said oh well im sorry. He then walked off. Turned out he was a teacher in the college.
I thought to myself afterwards, how thick can this guy be? he has a new Jag x type, ok so its the diesel version but still, and he has parking sensors on the front, is he blind aswell as deaf?
About 5 mins past and i thought right mr, your getting it stuck the handbrake on on my car, put it in reverse, and floored it so it flung mud all over the front of his nice new car did this about 4-5 times over the next 30 mins covered the bumper, bonnet, windscreen, roof, wing and drivers door.

Went out after 1st period to go to the shops and his muddy car had now dried, and was absolutly filthy.
Would have loved to have seen his face when he went out to his nice "57" plate covered in mud at the end of the college day

Had seen him around the college a few times to and as soon as he clocked me looked away

ScoobyChris

Hope you got his insurance details cos you might be suffering from a bit of whiplash

Chris

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spaniels fr

well hes at my college lol, but was only a scratched number plate bugger didnt think of whiplash

smstext

get the insurance details and get a nice sporty bumper and stainless steel exhaust

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spaniels fr

nah, ill just have the pleasure of seeing him next week knowing that i covered his nice shiney new jag in MUD :ROFLMAO:

DaveHarries

1. Wait until you see his car parked somewhere quiet

2. Make sure he is not in it

3. Put a (lit) French banger in the petrol tank

4. Run like ****

Dave

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Psyzygy

I think I'd have done the same thing.
Next would be a spud jammed over his exhaust pipe

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anonymouse

Student teach Lecturer invaluable lesson

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jec

You shoulda keyed the Jag

cheezemonkhai

Yeah, remind me to do that to your car next time you post something I don't like on here but leave no damage to my person.

You would be livid if somebody keyed your car! In fact I remember you posting on here a while back worrying where your car was parked in case some people did anything to it.

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jec

You ever heard of "tongue-in-cheek" ?

Obviously, waaay over your head then

woodenspatulas

nice one. that will teach him a lesson and its not damaged his car either!

i think if you look up "numpty" in the dictionary theres a picture of him sat next to his muddy jag!!!

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apd007

I think you did the right thing. No lasting damage to his car but you made your point.

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cheezemonkhai

Yeah, obviously! The smily conveys tongue in cheek so well.

Or maybe it just wasn't funny, and there are enough tw*ts aout there that key cars that it isn't funny when it can cost thousands to repair properly.

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rigsby

Ive found a good way of payback. Start by stuffing a whole pack of wriglies in your mouth and chew until soft, then stick it round a small stone, and stick it on the inside of said enemies front wheel. this will cause enough wheel vibration to realy p1ss them off,

ESPECIALLY IF DONE REGULARLY/AVERY TIME YOU SEE NEW BALANCE WEIGHTS ON THE WHEELS

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Psyzygy

That's evil - I LOVE IT!!!

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rigsby

one of my co-workers (bumbf--k) i used to work with had his wheels balanced 6 times before he realised someone had messed about with his beloved nova and started parking it down the road!

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