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Old 01-07-2004, 18:57   #1
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What Your Cars Says About You....
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psycometric testing has detirmined that the colour of your car determines your personality......
Black (magic) drivers are likely to be aggresive and outsiders with a high chance of crashing
silver is the 2nd riskiest with drivers that are cool and aloof!

and yellow?..........
choosing a yellow car is a sign of madness and the keys should be taken away

aparently cream is the safest colour - can you get a cream skoda??


no mention of other colours......wonder what they would say about "dynamic blue"?

I should point out this was really what was printed - i'm not having a pop at anyone! honest!!!said the driver of a black vRS
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no mention of other colours......wonder what they would say about "dynamic blue"?
Nice choice of colour.
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and yellow?..........
choosing a yellow car is a sign of madness and the keys should be taken away
Hmm
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ohhhhhh dear
sounds like i'm in trouble......
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no mention of other colours......wonder what they would say about "dynamic blue"?
Elderly and flatulance spring to mind

(No offence Denis - you are a whippersnapper compared to the dynamic blue barge I get stuck behind each morning)
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aparently cream is the safest colour - can you get a cream skoda??
You could get a white one and not clean it.
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Cue Colin...

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Of course you can get cream skoda. It comes in bottles, dummy!
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mine is white and dirty and i can certainly say that at times i'm not the safest drivers, not saying i'm some kind of operated-on retarded monkey driving a car just that i put my foot down sometimes and sometimes follow thoughts of i wonder what will happen if.............
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I'm on my 2nd yellow car and i am mad!
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Black (magic) drivers are likely to be aggresive ...
That's the biggest f*****g load of b******s i've ever f*****g heard! You wanna f*****g come round here and say that you f*****g a******e ?

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You could get a white one and not clean it.
Look, that technique is patented!!
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That's the biggest f*****g load of b******s i've ever f*****g heard! You wanna f*****g come round here and say that you f*****g a******e ?
how long has gordon ramsey had a skoda



as the driver of a black vRS i decided not to forward the article to the company
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guess i'm just cool and aloof then !

i'll stay cool by not saying anything else...

or did that just blow it !?
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Black (magic) drivers are likely to be aggresive and outsiders with a high chance of crashing
silver is the 2nd riskiest with drivers that are cool and aloof!
Hmm...and if one has a black car and a silver car?



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Does have two black cars make me even more aggressive or do they cancel each other out?
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