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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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| Why did the chicken cross the road? Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road? SAEED AL SAHAF - Iraqi Head of Information The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We do not even have a chicken. GEORGE W BUSH We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. TONY BLAIR I agree with George. HANS BLIX We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. DR SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. TRICIA Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish its dream of crossing the road. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together - in peace. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was an historic inevitability. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES eChicken2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? BILL CLINTON What is your definition of chicken? THE BIBLE And God came down from heaven, and he said unto the chicken THOU SHALT CROSS THE ROAD. And the chicken didst cross the road, and there was rejoicing. COLONEL SANDERS Did I miss one? HOMER SIMPSON Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n 
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| Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? So not because the Skoda dealer refused to look after it?  Chris
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| Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? And why did the pervert cross the road....... because he had his **** stuck up the chickens **** 
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Quick blog about the chicken and the evil man.
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| Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Colin Powell and Tony Blair eh, right up with current affairs oh and Pat...  http://www.briskoda.net/forums/off-t...9/#post1043515 
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| Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Genius Tom.
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| Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? RONALD REAGAN What chicken?
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| Re: Why did the chicken cross the road? Very good TomSIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. Quote:
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