Why do some bouncers have to be such merchant bankers all the time?

pbirkett · 05-03-2005, 10:39

I was out last night in town, when a friend called, who had driven all the way from Stirling to Newcastle and fancied a quick pint. When he called, the bar I was in was very noisy (but was full of lovely women, some of which were snogging right in front of us :love: - need to get a camera phone one of these days!!!), so I decided to go out of the main bar bit into the "foyer" between the bar and the entrance.

I could now hear my mate, and this woman bouncer was saying something, but because of the noise I couldnt really hear what she was saying, so I politely said "give me 2 seconds" - all I wanted to do give my mate directions to where we were. Next thing I know, 4 bouncers are literally physically dragging me outside as if I was some piece of scum that was trying to cause trouble

One of them shouted in my ear "when she says out, you get the **** out!"

One thing I think did not amuse them was I gave a running commentary to my mate on the phone about exactly what was happenning

"one of them has a hold of me by the neck, another is shouting abuse, and the woman seems deeply offended for some reason"

I think my mate at least found that pretty hilarious!

Not only that but my other mate was left inside the pub probably wondering where I got too. I walked up the street and found my mate then walked back down to find my other mate outside waiting.

I kindly "thanked" the bouncers for their fair and polite treatment

to which they stuck their fingers up at me. Charming.

walkie · 05-03-2005, 10:51

A lot of bouncers imo are just scum... Smile politley at them knowing you are better than them

bengie · 05-03-2005, 11:06

think they are better than you simply because they are rare hairless gorillas. haven't had problems with them myself but have seen lots of problems with em, some are right little hitlers

redbaron · 05-03-2005, 11:13

wouldnt you be ****ed off if all your friday and saturday nights involved standing outside a bar being thick?

pbirkett · 05-03-2005, 11:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffelan

wouldnt you be ****ed off if all your friday and saturday nights involved standing outside a bar being thick?

Yep

But its their choice... nobody forces them to do it.

cheeky · 05-03-2005, 11:55

My understanding (which comes from a publican friend of mine) is that you can have them for common assault or something if they manhandle you. Just a thought...

carefree · 05-03-2005, 12:09

Two words......small ****s....nuff said

cra · 05-03-2005, 12:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by cheeky

My understanding (which comes from a publican friend of mine) is that you can have them for common assault or something if they manhandle you. Just a thought...

IF anyone so much as lays a finger on you that is assault. I would hope that the foyer would be covered by CCTV, which might make interesting viewing.

redbaron · 05-03-2005, 12:17

drive by with a 0.22 rifle...or a supersoaker full of p155 - its the only way to sort bouncers... and as the pubs are full of chavs if you get colateral damage then all the better

Huck · 05-03-2005, 12:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffelan

wouldnt you be ****ed off if all your friday and saturday nights involved standing outside a bar being thick?

LMAO!

pbirkett · 05-03-2005, 12:36

Hmm, i dont think i'd try and do anyone for assault if they didnt cause injury, which they didnt no matter what my feelings on the subject might be, but thats just me.

lfc958 · 05-03-2005, 12:39

You could always find out if they have a License ( bouncers have to be Licensed now).
If not reprt them to Tax office , Police & whoever controls the licencing.

The landlord could even find themselves in "winnie the " if they employed unlicensed bouncers.

Steve

cav-mad-gav · 05-03-2005, 16:16

its a shame they all get tarnished with the same 'thick, useless small **** *******' but in ALOT of cases its all true.
What annoys me is they get good looking women! do women REALLY like that sorta man? :| scary thought if they do.

**tfboy** · 05-03-2005, 16:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by ffelan

drive by with a 0.22 rifle...or a supersoaker full of p155 - its the only way to sort bouncers... and as the pubs are full of chavs if you get colateral damage then all the better

carefree · 05-03-2005, 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by cav-mad-gav

its a shame they all get tarnished with the same 'thick, useless small **** *******' but in ALOT of cases its all true.
What annoys me is they get good looking women! do women REALLY like that sorta man? :| scary thought if they do.

Yes BUT most of these 'women' are tab smoking bottle blonde Vicky Pollards anyway, so the 'Bouncers' are welcome to them.

BTW.....any bouncers reading this take note......YOU AIN'T 'HARD' YOU JUST THINK YOU ARE

redbaron · 05-03-2005, 18:54

they are defo not hard... but they hunt in packs to disguise this....

bengie · 05-03-2005, 19:17

actually you'll probably find that most bouncers take their 'job' quite seriously and work out quite a lot and as such could kick your ***, makes it worse in my books

MonkeyHanger · 05-03-2005, 19:19

Never really had a problem with bouncers.

Lovely people, specially if you've lost your hammer and need something with a thick head to knock a nail in

05-03-2005, 10:39	#1
pbirkett Briskodian Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,873 Members Car: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Why do some bouncers have to be such merchant bankers all the time? I was out last night in town, when a friend called, who had driven all the way from Stirling to Newcastle and fancied a quick pint. When he called, the bar I was in was very noisy (but was full of lovely women, some of which were snogging right in front of us :love: - need to get a camera phone one of these days!!!), so I decided to go out of the main bar bit into the "foyer" between the bar and the entrance. I could now hear my mate, and this woman bouncer was saying something, but because of the noise I couldnt really hear what she was saying, so I politely said "give me 2 seconds" - all I wanted to do give my mate directions to where we were. Next thing I know, 4 bouncers are literally physically dragging me outside as if I was some piece of scum that was trying to cause trouble One of them shouted in my ear "when she says out, you get the **** out!" One thing I think did not amuse them was I gave a running commentary to my mate on the phone about exactly what was happenning "one of them has a hold of me by the neck, another is shouting abuse, and the woman seems deeply offended for some reason" I think my mate at least found that pretty hilarious! Not only that but my other mate was left inside the pub probably wondering where I got too. I walked up the street and found my mate then walked back down to find my other mate outside waiting. I kindly "thanked" the bouncers for their fair and polite treatment to which they stuck their fingers up at me. Charming.

05-03-2005, 10:51	#2
walkie ............... Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Monday: MK Tuesday: MK Wednesday: MK Thursday: MK Friday: MK/Home Saturday: Home Sunday: In bed ;o) Posts: 6,606 Members Car: BMW 120D M-Sport Thanks: 0 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post	A lot of bouncers imo are just scum... Smile politley at them knowing you are better than them __________________ Having a little break, concentrate on the more important things in life, swmbo and my training. See you soon folks, take care - James

05-03-2005, 11:06	#3
bengie splash!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: planet earth Posts: 15,256 Members Car: 4x4 turbo estate Thanks: 17 Thanked 144 Times in 125 Posts	think they are better than you simply because they are rare hairless gorillas. haven't had problems with them myself but have seen lots of problems with em, some are right little hitlers __________________ owner of a skoda octavia 4xvrs3

05-03-2005, 11:13	#4
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	wouldnt you be ****ed off if all your friday and saturday nights involved standing outside a bar being thick? __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

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cheeky Briskodian Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Crowborough, East Sussex Posts: 962 Members Car: Fabia vRS Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	My understanding (which comes from a publican friend of mine) is that you can have them for common assault or something if they manhandle you. Just a thought... __________________ Vorsprung durch Zufriedenheit

05-03-2005, 12:09	#7
carefree Briskodian Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Essex Posts: 1,044 Members Car: fabia vrs Thanks: 1 Thanked 9 Times in 8 Posts	Two words......small **s....nuff said __________________ '54' Black Magic Fabia** vRS Yo Adrien I DID IT!!!

05-03-2005, 12:17	#9
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	drive by with a 0.22 rifle...or a supersoaker full of p155 - its the only way to sort bouncers... and as the pubs are full of chavs if you get colateral damage then all the better __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

05-03-2005, 12:36	#11
pbirkett Briskodian Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,873 Members Car: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Hmm, i dont think i'd try and do anyone for assault if they didnt cause injury, which they didnt no matter what my feelings on the subject might be, but thats just me.

05-03-2005, 12:39	#12
lfc958 500 Power Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Kent Posts: 4,071 Members Car: Fiat 500 Thanks: 16 Thanked 25 Times in 25 Posts	You could always find out if they have a License ( bouncers have to be Licensed now). If not reprt them to Tax office , Police & whoever controls the licencing. The landlord could even find themselves in "winnie the " if they employed unlicensed bouncers. Steve __________________ Steve Man-Bag ? Girlie Car ? - You Decide ( I have - it's neither )

05-03-2005, 16:16	#13
cav-mad-gav Briskodian Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Nottingham, East Midlands Posts: 349 Members Car: sod all at the mo Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	its a shame they all get tarnished with the same 'thick, useless small ** *****' but in ALOT of cases its all true. What annoys me is they get good looking women! do women REALLY like that sorta man? :\| scary thought if they do.

05-03-2005, 18:54	#16
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	they are defo not hard... but they hunt in packs to disguise this.... __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

05-03-2005, 19:17	#17
bengie splash!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: planet earth Posts: 15,256 Members Car: 4x4 turbo estate Thanks: 17 Thanked 144 Times in 125 Posts	actually you'll probably find that most bouncers take their 'job' quite seriously and work out quite a lot and as such could kick your ***, makes it worse in my books __________________ owner of a skoda octavia 4xvrs3

05-03-2005, 19:19	#18
MonkeyHanger Briskodian Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Anywhere but here Posts: 8,779 Members Car: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Never really had a problem with bouncers. Lovely people, specially if you've lost your hammer and need something with a thick head to knock a nail in

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