7 types of sex

mdk1 · 10-05-2006, 21:20

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens
when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are
blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you
will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine
and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have
been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in
the hallway you both say "screw you."

The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun
in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.

The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand
your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in;front
of everyone.

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on

WW_VRS · 11-05-2006, 07:24

Call me a blue fan - I'd like the Smurf version please

Emily-Elizabeth · 11-05-2006, 12:59

I think this is all a bit cynical.

Mr Grumpy · 11-05-2006, 13:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by emily-elizabeth

I think this is all a bit cynical.

Just wait until you have been around as long as a lot of us have.....
It's all true..

vRS19TD · 11-05-2006, 13:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by mdk1

And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social
Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on

I know people that work for the Social Security, so i hope you're talking about the staff and not the customers as a lot of them are getting more than the people i know for doing bugger all!!!

andy2407 · 11-05-2006, 13:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by graham smith

Just wait until you have been around as long as a lot of us have.....
It's all true..

And then there are the four types of orgasm.......

Positive Orgasm
Oh Yessssss!!!!! Oh Yesssssss!!!!!!!

Negative Orgasm
Oh Noooooo!!!!!!! Oh Nooooooo!!!!!!!

Religious Orgasm
Oh My Godddddd!!!!! Oh My Goddddd!!!!!!!!

and finally......
The Fake Orgasm

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>

>

>

Oh Grahammmmm!!!!!!! Oh Grahammmmm!!!!!!!!!

Emily-Elizabeth · 11-05-2006, 17:49

Is there a poll coming?

And is there going to be the option of multiple choices?

Gwilo · 11-05-2006, 20:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by emily-elizabeth

Is there a poll coming?

And is there going to be the option of multiple choices?

Personally, I'm finding it extremely difficult to resist misquoting the above, I'm being physically threatened by SWMBO.

Given the thread topic, I'm not sure we want to share those sort of details with the rest of Briskoda.....or maybe we do....

devonutopia · 11-05-2006, 21:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by emily-elizabeth

Is there a poll cumming?

And is there going to be the option of multiple orgasms?

I'll do it then.

walkie · 11-05-2006, 21:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by devonutopia

I'll do it then.

PMSL

fatbob · 11-05-2006, 21:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by andy2407

And then there are the four types of orgasm.......

Positive Orgasm
Oh Yessssss!!!!! Oh Yesssssss!!!!!!!

Negative Orgasm
Oh Noooooo!!!!!!! Oh Nooooooo!!!!!!!

Religious Orgasm
Oh My Godddddd!!!!! Oh My Goddddd!!!!!!!!

and finally......
The Fake Orgasm

>

>

>

>

Oh Grahammmmm!!!!!!! Oh Grahammmmm!!!!!!!!!

ScoobyChris · 11-05-2006, 21:52

7 types?! Thought there was only two - lights on and lights off!

This site is a wealth of knowledge

Chris

Gwilo · 12-05-2006, 06:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by devonutopia

I'll do it then.

Was wondering when you'd get round to it......delayed gratification, eh Jason?

WW_VRS · 12-05-2006, 06:53

Developing bad ideas in my head

Mr Grumpy · 12-05-2006, 07:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatbob

Is it pick on Grumpy Graham week??

Look, it works for me.....

andy2407 · 12-05-2006, 09:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by graham smith

Is it pick on Grumpy Graham week??

Sorry Graham - I'll try to resist in future. Don't want to make you any more grumpy!

jennny · 12-05-2006, 12:18

wel i dont no you guys and you all dont no me..so ill go for the kitchen, better still outdoors is more daring

10-05-2006, 21:20	#1
mdk1 go green Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Rochester, Kent Posts: 4,187 Members Car: Roomy 3 & Fabia Thanks: 167 Thanked 133 Times in 117 Posts	7 types of sex The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face. The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen. The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom. The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you." The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex, which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in;front of everyone. And last, but not least, the 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex. You get a little each month. But not enough to live on __________________ Mike. Mine Skoda Roomster 3 TDI in matallic Anthracite Grey MKLJK Swmbo's Skoda Fabia 2.0I Elegance in Dark matallic Blue MKLJK

11-05-2006, 07:24	#2
WW_VRS Escorted Estate Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Oxfordshire/Berkshire Posts: 9,883 Members Car: Ford Escort 1.6LX + Fab Estate Thanks: 46 Thanked 86 Times in 76 Posts	Re: 7 types of sex Call me a blue fan - I'd like the Smurf version please __________________ WW --->> Project Journal (pic links in first post there) Lummox'/Ross thread on Unit18 Automotive progress on my car: here

11-05-2006, 12:59	#3
Emily-Elizabeth Briskodian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Essex Posts: 3,650 Members Car: Silver Fabia vRS with cruise and 5 disk CD changer as the 6th slot has stopped working. Thanks: 21 Thanked 22 Times in 21 Posts	Re: 7 types of sex I think this is all a bit cynical. __________________

11-05-2006, 17:49	#7
Emily-Elizabeth Briskodian Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Essex Posts: 3,650 Members Car: Silver Fabia vRS with cruise and 5 disk CD changer as the 6th slot has stopped working. Thanks: 21 Thanked 22 Times in 21 Posts	Re: 7 types of sex Is there a poll coming? And is there going to be the option of multiple choices? __________________

11-05-2006, 21:52	#12
ScoobyChris Briskodian Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Andover Posts: 18,198 Members Car: Fiat Panda Thanks: 15 Thanked 337 Times in 290 Posts	Re: 7 types of sex 7 types?! Thought there was only two - lights on and lights off! This site is a wealth of knowledge Chris __________________ Holding up the traffic in a little Italian..........

12-05-2006, 06:53	#14
WW_VRS Escorted Estate Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Oxfordshire/Berkshire Posts: 9,883 Members Car: Ford Escort 1.6LX + Fab Estate Thanks: 46 Thanked 86 Times in 76 Posts	Re: 7 types of sex Developing bad ideas in my head __________________ WW --->> Project Journal (pic links in first post there) Lummox'/Ross thread on Unit18 Automotive progress on my car: here

12-05-2006, 12:18	#17
jennny Briskodian Join Date: May 2006 Location: Candy Floss Land Posts: 95 Members Car: black magic OCTAVIA FSI VRS Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: 7 types of sex wel i dont no you guys and you all dont no me..so ill go for the kitchen, better still outdoors is more daring

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