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Old 03-02-2007, 12:39   #1
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Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

I AM SOOO ANNOYED

Cannot believe this, we put our house up for sale last week, the first couple to view offered full asking price and are first time buyers, so we accepted, then we found a house with no chain so we are all raring to go. At 4pm last night, received a 'phone call from the estate agents to say that the first-time buyers cannot raise the mortgage, we asked the estate agents if there had been any other interest, "NO" they said.

Now, a couple of days ago, the man who owns our next door neighbours came and spoke to us and asked if we had had much interest in our house, we said it was under offer and he said he would be interested in buying it if anything went wrong. Well this morning, we rang him and he is coming round this evening to view it, but his wife said that last week, she left her details at the estate agents in case it was available again!

Now why did the estate agents tell us that there had been no other interest when they had been I am sooo annoyed and I know it is only the weekend staff on today, but come Monday morning, I am going to kick up a right stink

Now if we don't sell our house pretty fast, we are going to lose the new one we've seen, I now have a raging headache and want to cry
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Re: Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

Three things in life that give the most stress in this order:

1) Death
2) Divorce
3) moving house

I hope everything works out for you. Have an aspirin and see if the off-topic section on here cheers you up.
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Re: Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

Thankgod you have the weekend the calm down! If I were you I would give the estate agent a good talking to, telling them what you know and that it's not good enough.

I just hope yours is nothing like the character on Tittybangbang
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1) Death
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3) moving house
I would personally put moving house above divorce!

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Re: Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

I agree with Scooby Chris....moving house is definitely the most stressful thing I have ever done (although I haven't tried the divorce one yet....the wife might get a bit upset !!!!!).
I don't want to upset you jec, but it took us 18 months, 3 estate agents, 1 lost deal, and some ancillary building work to finally sell ours and it wasn't exactly a basket case beforehand.
I actually ended up suffering from stress and had 2 weeks off work to recuperate...well that's what I told my boss anyway !!!!!
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It can be a nuisance once signed up with estate agents since even if you get a private sale, they are still due their commission if still signed up with them. Might be an idea to check carefully the contract you've signed with them.

FWIW When I was selling a previous house, I received an offer at the full asking price and was asked by the estate agents if I wanted to accept it. "Why wouldn't I? I asked. They said, "Because you might get another offer from a better quality buyer." (Meaning one who already had a mortgage sorted, a buyer lined up for their house etc.) I've learned over the years that "first time buyers" sound great (no chain) but can change their minds when they see something else.

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I've learned over the years that "first time buyers" sound great (no chain) but can change their minds when they see something else.
It also amazes me how many first time buyers put offers in before getting mortgage quotes. The "delightful" couple that bought my last house had decided to keep on their 1 bed studio flat *and* buy my house which came as a bit of a shock to them when their IFA told them there was no way in hell they could actually afford to do that. Fortunately, the estate agents acting on our behalf were very good at kicking **** (with a bit of prompting) and they got a buyer for their flat within a week!

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Re: Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

It's rarely the agents fault, my parents have been running their own Estate agents for over 40 years.

Unfortunately the Estate agents are always the fall guy that takes the flack, it's normally the solicitors that hold everything up un-neccessarily!

You shouldn't have taken your home off the market until you had a concrete offer, unfortunately a first time buyer with no mortgage in place is not a concrete offer, your agent should have advised you to keep it on the market, and it's not always a good idea to accept the first 'full asking price' offer either if it happens very quickly, people will pay what the house is worth, so if it's been undervalued people will offer over the asking price if they have too. (obviously they wont have to bid if you accept straight away).

All the tales of gazumping etc that always get blamed on the agent are b*llocks too, the agent is required by law to put all offers forward to the vendor even if it happens just before exchange of contracts, so if you've been gazumped at the last minute, its the person sellling the house who is to blame for cancelling and accepting a higher offer, not the agents.

The agents will only be due commision if they sell your house, if you sell privately or through another agency then they dont get any commision, most agents will charge you higher commision for a sale if you go to multiple agents, which is why you see lots of 'Sole agent' add's in the papers as they charge less commison if they are the only ones selling it!

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First rule of house buying/selling:

TRUST NO-ONE!

(to do their job properly; more a 'chase them up continuously' than a 'dishonesty' thing)
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Re: Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

I'm in the process of changing agents at the moment. The first one said they advertise on five websites but when I finally tracked the sites down the house was only listed on 3 of them and none of them mentioned the small fact that there is no upper chain!!!

Interestingly in the three weeks since I gave the agent the four weeks notice their contract requires they've shown 2 sets of people round - that's 2 more than in the past 2 months!!!

Roll on next Monday when the next agent has a bash.
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Re: Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

That said, actual house buying and selling is really about all parties involved, not just estate agents, so they tend to get the rough end of the stick IMO.

Meaning, questions:
- Whether buyers/sellers are serious or "See what happens".
- Proactive or reactive solicitors.
- Quality of the house as reported by the survey.
- Quality, as seen in the buyer's eyes after two or three visits (neighbourhood, parking, sun coming in through which windows, local school, shops , station or bus stops, nearest hospital etc etc.
- How quickly a buyer or seller himself wants to reach completion.
- Buyer might do a double take to see if they can really afford their dream house... Etc.

Finding that one elusive buyer is more likely if many come through the door IMO. It does mean keeping one's house in a state of Ann Maurice perfection to be viewed at the drop of a hat, but we all do that anyway, don't we?

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Re: Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

God, wot a ****e start to the week, after the fiasco of the house, I set off this morning after spending 20 minutes defrosting the car, only to notice that it seemed to be handling very strangely, stopped and had a look around and I've got a flat tyre! Great, late for work, gotta walk home, taken day off tomorrow to fix it, dunno how I'l go about that, will try and inflate it enough to drive to garage.

I am bit worried now as I drove a short way with a flat tyre, could this have caused damage to my wheel


oh, and received an email about our flights for summer, we have to pay this extra tax so more bloody expense
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Re: Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

Just a thought to try to cheer you up.
Going back to your original post, if the agent really has no record of the "chap who owns next door's" wife expressing an interest, can you take it off the market and then do a deal directly.
I assume you are only liable for agents fees if they can prove that contact was initially made through them while it was on the market.
Of course, there is a chance that they will miraculously find a note of the contact that had slipped down behind the desk / got lost under a coffee cup / was mislaid by the Saturday girl etc etc
Oh - and be very careful driving with an underinflated tyre - definitely wont do your wheel any good. Can you not change to the spare (or find someone who can)
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God, wot a ****e start to the week, after the fiasco of the house, I set off this morning after spending 20 minutes defrosting the car, only to notice that it seemed to be handling very strangely, stopped and had a look around and I've got a flat tyre! Great, late for work, gotta walk home, taken day off tomorrow to fix it, dunno how I'l go about that, will try and inflate it enough to drive to garage.
You could always put the spare on Depending on how flat the tyre was, you may have damaged the wheel too, but it all depending how the car was being as well. The tyre place will be able to tell you

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So would I .... been there done that got the t shirt
At least you got the t-shirt - I lost custody of mine!

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I am soo dumb, I wouldn't know where to start to change a wheel, and have no tools. Also it was -2c this morning so probably would'nt of been able to anyway
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I am soo dumb, I wouldn't know where to start to change a wheel, and have no tools. Also it was -2c this morning so probably would'nt of been able to anyway
If your car is still under warranty, you should have AA cover

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Re: Fooking Carp Estate Agents!

I know nothing about cars, but I did learn from experience once that if I hadn't driven on a flat tyre, it could have been repaired instead of needing a new tyre. I guess it will always depend on where the damage is though.

Big and as well, especially since it's Monday. Things always brighten up on Tuesdays

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He he, taking a day off work because of a flat tyre!

I've heard it all now!!
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Just ring a mobile tyre fitter?
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He he, taking a day off work because of a flat tyre!

I've heard it all now!!
Was taking a half day anyway, but am now taking the whole day, I'l ring AA as a last resort as it is still covered under warranty
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I inflated the tyre to 33psi, it immediately went down to 28 and is now hissing like a snake I cannot see anything stuck in the tyre such as a nail, could it be coming from leak around the rims?

and to top a really carp day, I burnt my thumb on the cigarette lighter as I was plugging the foot pump in
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Just stand next to the car holding a jack, looking all forlorn and confused.

Some nice man will stop and help i'm sure!!
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well finally got all sorted, managed to pump tyre up enough to drive to local ATS, its just around corner, they did great job, it was a nail or something that had gone in but as it was close to the edge it could not be repaired, needed new tyre, also when he took it off, it was all damaged inside cos I drove a bit on it! oops The tyre would cost £120 so we put the tyre off the spare on, which is new and the same kind and bought a cheaper one for the spare at £60, not too bad, I thought, just hope it doesn't happen again any time soon
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