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Old 08-10-2008, 20:36   #1
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Just feeling sorry for myself

Had a cyst on my shoulder blade burst last week, went to the quacks and got some AB's, but they where doing less than nothing, wondered into A&E tonight because it had started to leak and they very kindly performed a hack and dash.

Now have a 1.5" gash in my back that is an open wound packed with god knows what, looking forward to having it opened up and re-packed every 2 days for the next few weeks , the cyst had turned into a large absess

Oh and as a pointer for anyone in future the 'surgeon' kindly pointed out, (in the middle of the procedure) that local anesthetic doesn't work on deep and infected tissue so it might 'sting a bit'


{feeling sorry for self mode/ off}
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At least you will have a tasty scar to show off
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Ouch, that does sound uncomfortable. Get well soon.
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There's plenty of gruesome vids on youtube to feed your thirst.

SWMBO suffers from smaller ones, so know how you must be feeling. Hope it heals quickly for you
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I feel for ya mate, I had one the size of my fist (thats a big fist) removed from my ..... well .... Natal Cleft, I think the medical term is, I have pics if you like

same as you, open and packed till it was stitchable and 3 months off work, had its up sides
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Is this the same one you had ages ago?
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You really dont want to see what actually came out, I did but that's cos I like watching ops and me being awful to my hubby enjoyed seeing him in pain (only joking honeybun). For those that are like me and like gore the best bit was when the quack got a double ended spoon type thing and was digging rest of 5hit out of his back
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Lovely........... not.

Hope you feel better soon Andy.
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removed from my ..... well .... Natal Cleft, I think the medical term is, I have pics if you like
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Is this the same one you had ages ago?
that one burst of its own accord, this was Quasimodo 2 the sequal
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I feel for ya mate, I had one the size of my fist (thats a big fist) removed from my ..... well .... Natal Cleft, I think the medical term is, I have pics if you like

same as you, open and packed till it was stitchable and 3 months off work, had its up sides
Me too. A Pylonidal Synus it was called. Got cut down to my tail bone and left open for 3 months. Down to the nurse everyday to get it packed.
Couldn't drive for the 3 months or sit properly for 1. I ended up using my motorbike more, the position was more comfortable.

No one want to see my scar

You have my sympathies. It's bloody sore till the bruising goes down.
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Ouch! Perhaps be sure not to do anything spectacular in case someone pats you on the back

Reason for posting is that different anti-bs work in different ways. Some don't work on me, so I make a note of those so doc prescribes an alternative in future. Whether that's relevant, I don't know as it sounds just an ickle bit more than just taking a pill...

@mrspostmanpat - Better hope that a certain person doesn't acquire one of those rather wonderful invalid tinkle bells

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@mrspostmanpat - Better hope that a certain person doesn't acquire one of those rather wonderful invalid tinkle bells

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Sorry to hear you've got the hump
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Well, you asked for it

This is attempt one of two, having just woken up from surgery and coaxing swmbo into snapping it so I could see what they had done, gave me a back sack and crack in my sleep , and probably the least graphic pic I have, not so much for the gore factor but the fact my dungbutton isnt in shot

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OOh feel for you Andy, sounds v painful, are you allowed to have a drink to dull the pain? or do the painkillers preclude it.
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Painkillers are for wimps but the AB's preclude Drink (Fek)

Just had the packing changed and been told it needs doiing every day (the snake oil seller at the hospital said every 2 days) ah well that was fun, at least getting my monies worth out of the £100 + tax I pay every week

Got the District wotsit doing it over the weekend so will try and get SWMBO to take a short vid.
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Make sure you see her wash her hands before touching you.
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Yup she washed her hands

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told the hole is 3.5cm long and 1.5cm deep, so minor flesh wound really compared to some peoples ar$es
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That's gross!

Hope you get better soon

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Thats nice PP, I bet it felt much better when the pressure was released, that pinky stuff brings back memories, stinks dunnit.

Hope you get back to fighting fitness son
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