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Old 21-04-2006, 09:29   #1
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Dear NatWest Bank Customer,

Payment Arrive!

Someone send money with our service certpay to you for natwest account
the money are processed and are ready for deposit to your account
We will credit $584 to your account !
Helping us better understand how our customers feel benefits everyone.

With the information collected we can decide to direct a number of changes to improve and expand
our online service.


SERVICE: Interac Email Money Transfer. $584 Ammount
EXPIRATION: April - 24 - 2006

Confirm Now deposit to your NatWest Bank account $584 Ammount with CertPay. services.


The information you provide us is all non-sensitive and anonymous
No part of it is handed down to any third party groups.

Please do not reply to this message. For any inquiries, contact Customer Service.

Document Reference: (87051203).

Copyright 1996 - 2006 NatWest,CertPay Copyright . 2006
How pathetic is that?
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Re: So feeble it's funny

That is very feeble. Some of it sounds like it was typed by a Jamaican!!!
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Old 22-04-2006, 11:46   #3
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Is that a scam?
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Re: So feeble it's funny

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Is that a scam?
Is that a serious question?

It's about as much a scam as £30 notes
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It's about as much a scam as £30 notes



you told me they were new!!

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Old 22-04-2006, 13:56   #6
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Is that a serious question?

It's about as much a scam as £30 notes
Sorry. I am not very sharp, and very trusting.

Ask anyone who knows me.
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Sorry. I am not very sharp, and very trusting.

Ask anyone who knows me.

I disagree Emily, you are sharp & clever, you just think everybody is the same and can be trusted. x
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I disagree Emily, you are sharp & clever, you just think everybody is the same and can be trusted. x

I think I'm going to be sick.
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I think I'm going to be sick.
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I think I'm going to be sick.
Here i will hold the bag for you
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Old 22-04-2006, 14:57   #11
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Here i will hold the bag for you
I have had someone offer to park my car for me because I was doing such a p1ss poor job of it. I let them, I was stuck between a parking meter and a jaguar.
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I have had someone offer to park my car for me because I was doing such a p1ss poor job of it. I let them, I was stuck between a parking meter and a jaguar.
Did u leave mutly in for company?
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Princess was there actually! I left her in the passenger seat while he parked the car for me.

I was blatantly battling with a lack of power steering and driver incompetence. My driving is good, so long as I am going forward.
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My driving is good, so long as I am going forward.
Sounds like me as well
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Princess was there actually! I left her in the passenger seat while he parked the car for me.

I was blatantly battling with a lack of power steering and driver incompetence. My driving is good, so long as I am going forward.

Did she lick him as well?
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Did she lick him as well?
No. She just made an unrelenting whining noise until he wanted to crash my car to make it end!
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Re: So feeble it's funny

On a similar toipc I received a few of these over the last few days, look decidily dodgy.
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Old 23-04-2006, 15:27   #18
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Funny that I actually AM an A+L customer and I haven't had one

Just hover over the link and see where it points - it'll be some Taiwanese or Russian domain, I'll bet
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I am an A+L customer too, but SWMBO deals with the banking not me and my personal email has never been used with the bank,

the Gif in my post above was all linked to here :
hXXp://www.mybank.alliance-leicester.co.uk.confirmprocedure.ntsys2k.info/r1/a/

but i still dont like the look of it, had a click on it for a laff and took me to a site asking for all my details and all the other links were dead on the page but looked quite real.
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Old 23-04-2006, 16:30   #20
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I sometimes go to those pages and fill in all the details with rubbish just to waste a bit of their time
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Don't know how that hXXp://www.mybank.alliance-leicester.co.uk.confirmprocedure.ntsys2k.info/r1/a/ link is working - looks like it wants you to eventually end up at the ntsys2k.info domain, but can't see how it successfully gets you there

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No. She just made an unrelenting whining noise until he wanted to crash my car to make it end!
Unrelenting whining noise, bet that can be annoying! Say in the middle of the night!
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Re: So feeble it's funny

I must be on a hit list at the moment, Also got this today, surprisingly similar to my previous post !
latest

previous

and even weirder still takes you to a very similar site

hxxp://www.barclays.co.uk.customercare.goto.all2k.info/r1/b/

lame sh!ts
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Old 29-04-2006, 14:00   #24
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They are all being sent out by the same phishers at the moment, as you can see by both the underlying URLs they go to (which end in the same format) and the underlying wording on them (the bit you don't see in HTML format).

I've had about 15 of the A&L ones and at least 10 of the Barclays ones during April.

The sites have been disabled for the A&L ones now but they are genuinely quite convincing if you are a trusting type like Emily-Elizabeth.

Just never, ever, believe any e-mail asking you to provide log-in information. If you want to use your bank's site, type in the internet banking address yourself or go via your bank's normal home page. Then you are unlikely to go wrong.

Using an aggregation service like First Direct's or Egg's is a good idea as well - as they obviously won't take you to phishing sites. With FD's you apparently don't even need to have any sort of account with FD (according to today's Telegraph); I use Egg's and it saves remembering lots of password info.
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The Barclays one could well fool unsuspecting folks methinks, despite an error which to me is obvious (best not to say what), though less likely to be for those less savvy.

Barclays do state clearly on their internet site that they will never ask for personal details to be confirmed (other than through their login procedure of course), as do most sites, but a timely reminder to keep an eye on others IMO as the scams become more believable

I received a postal letter from Lloyds with "would of" (would have), which I guess has been sent out to millions of customers. It's depressing to think that it's likely to become even more difficult soon to tell the real from the scam.

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