Goochie

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself

out as a "handy woman" and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do

neighbourhood. She went to the front door of the first house, and asked
the
owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.


"Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said,

"How much will you charge me?"


The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?"


The man agreed and told her the paint and everything she would need

were in the garage.


The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does

she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?"


He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it? The wife replied,

"You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those 'dumb blonde'

jokes we've been getting by e-mail lately."


A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her

money.


"You're finished already?" the husband asked.


"Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it

two coats."


Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it

to her.


"And by the way," the blonde added, "it's not a Porch, it's a

Lexus."