Northern Special Stage Thur 3rd?

Tavia4x4 · 04-07-2003, 11:19

Should we let the outsiders know the full details about the old slapper?

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 11:30

no it would be improper to give out personal details...

Tavia4x4 · 04-07-2003, 11:37

I didn't think she minded? Certainly seemed happy to go round anyone who asked....

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 12:00

go on them tell the tale...

spc · 04-07-2003, 12:24

I'm sure we could go a couple more laps before spilling the beans....

Y'know I thought Rob would have been much more defensive about this, what only just married and all.......

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 12:29

well she was defo a party girl... very smooth going down

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 12:33

maybe rob's just a ladies man at heart?

Tavia4x4 · 04-07-2003, 12:51

He's a "playa" alright - even rang his missus later to tell her about it.

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 13:00

i heard he mailed her the pics of her lovely brown body, glistening in the sunset....

**robmawer** · 04-07-2003, 13:02

Tsk...she phoned me to request that I provide her with a substantial portion of hot meat
on my return home. And she didn't seem bothered that I was knackered and smelt of old
slapper and fags.
Still annoyed about the phone call to my landlady though - I've left a hefty deposit and now
she doesn't want to know!

Rob.

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 13:13

go round and give the landlady a porting that might help.

spc · 04-07-2003, 13:43

Just moving on from the slapper a moment. Would anyone be interested in putting some adrenaline into another form of wheeled experience, say karting. That would take the pressure of the local roads (and the cars) for a week. Plus it would allow the likes of Rob, myself and anyone else who is less well equipped to take part

(that slapper is very fussy abut the equipment that is used)

Tavia4x4 · 04-07-2003, 13:50

I'm up for that......

***ColinD*** · 04-07-2003, 14:08

Big karting place in warrington...

<dam was going to the chippy aswell, starves oneself>

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 14:10

if they have lwb karts... cos 6ft3 (wide) doesnt help...

spc · 04-07-2003, 14:48

I'm sure they can accomodate all of us... just thought the idea of using someone elses equipment would be fun......though I do see the odd chance of a black flag....

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 15:00

can i get one with neons..?

got any pics boys...

Tavia4x4 · 04-07-2003, 15:20

black flag? us? Nah, we'd be as well behaved as we are on the road...

oh.. see your point

spc · 04-07-2003, 15:21

From our conversation about enforcement.

Yesterday my best mate got pulled on the M1 in Leicestershire, it was 2pm, he was doing 65mph in his toy car (MX5 - he left the Merc E300 in the garage) and he was breathalysed. My mate, not a shy sort, asked why he had been pulled and was told, "you are driving too well". So now it seems if you behave yourself you stand out from the crowd and get pulled.

Needless to say, since he hadn't had a drink since the weekend there were no problems. But what a reason for being stopped, " you're driving too well"

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 15:30

seems silly doesnt it...

**robmawer** · 04-07-2003, 16:23

That's decided it then, I'm going to drive like every other b******d out there does...

I'd be up for karting, though give me a couple of weeks on the slimfast

Rob.

devonutopia · 04-07-2003, 16:27

I think the fuzz are wairy of people driving a little too well, in case they're REALLY having to concentrate hard, such as would be needed after a few bevvies.

Also, no offence, but 65mph in an MX5 probably seemed a little slow to them. I bet if he'd been doing 5 mph over the speed limit, as opposed to 5 mph under, they would not have batted an eyelid! (they'd probably view 65 as something silly like "not making proper progress in traffic")

Either way, it clearly sucks to drive conservatively!

spc · 04-07-2003, 16:36

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Originally posted by devonutopia in this post
..... no offence, but 65mph in an MX5 probably seemed a little slow to them. ....

this guy is my bestest mate in the whole wide world, we've been mates for over 35 years, but even so I said what the **** were you doing driving at 65mph!

devonutopia · 04-07-2003, 16:41

Quote:

Originally posted by spc in this post
this guy is my bestest mate in the whole wide world, we've been mates for over 35 years, but even so I said what the **** were you doing driving at 65mph!

which is why I put the "no offence" disclaimer in... I was going to put in some slanderous hairdresser insults, but the fact he has an E300 tucked away somewhat disuaded me to do that.

redbaron · 04-07-2003, 16:41

Quote:

Originally posted by spc in this post
this guy is my bestest mate in the whole wide world, we've been mates for over 35 years, but even so I said what the **** were you doing driving at 65mph!

i got pulled at 72mph on scotland and grief for the number plate...if i'd gone past at 80-85 he wouldnt have read it

04-07-2003, 11:19	#26
Tavia4x4 Briskodian Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: J5 M61 Posts: 5,294 Members Car: Octavia 4x4 - aka "The Ambulance" Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Should we let the outsiders know the full details about the old slapper? __________________ Ian __________________ Nice to be important, but more important to be nice...

04-07-2003, 11:30	#27
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	no it would be improper to give out personal details... __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

04-07-2003, 11:37	#28
Tavia4x4 Briskodian Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: J5 M61 Posts: 5,294 Members Car: Octavia 4x4 - aka "The Ambulance" Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I didn't think she minded? Certainly seemed happy to go round anyone who asked.... __________________ Ian __________________ Nice to be important, but more important to be nice...

04-07-2003, 12:00	#29
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	go on them tell the tale... __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

04-07-2003, 12:24	#30
spc Briskodian Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockport Posts: 369 Members Car: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm sure we could go a couple more laps before spilling the beans.... Y'know I thought Rob would have been much more defensive about this, what only just married and all....... __________________ Paul

04-07-2003, 12:29	#31
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	well she was defo a party girl... very smooth going down __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

04-07-2003, 12:33	#32
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	maybe rob's just a ladies man at heart? __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

04-07-2003, 12:51	#33
Tavia4x4 Briskodian Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: J5 M61 Posts: 5,294 Members Car: Octavia 4x4 - aka "The Ambulance" Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	He's a "playa" alright - even rang his missus later to tell her about it. __________________ Ian __________________ Nice to be important, but more important to be nice...

04-07-2003, 13:00	#34
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	i heard he mailed her the pics of her lovely brown body, glistening in the sunset.... __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

04-07-2003, 13:02	#35
robmawer Briskodian Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rochdale Posts: 12,476 Members Car: Octavia 1.6 Ambiente Thanks: 2 Thanked 74 Times in 67 Posts	Tsk...she phoned me to request that I provide her with a substantial portion of hot meat on my return home. And she didn't seem bothered that I was knackered and smelt of old slapper and fags. Still annoyed about the phone call to my landlady though - I've left a hefty deposit and now she doesn't want to know! Rob. __________________

04-07-2003, 13:13	#36
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	go round and give the landlady a porting that might help. __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

04-07-2003, 13:43	#37
spc Briskodian Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockport Posts: 369 Members Car: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thursdays... Just moving on from the slapper a moment. Would anyone be interested in putting some adrenaline into another form of wheeled experience, say karting. That would take the pressure of the local roads (and the cars) for a week. Plus it would allow the likes of Rob, myself and anyone else who is less well equipped to take part (that slapper is very fussy abut the equipment that is used) __________________ Paul

04-07-2003, 13:50	#38
Tavia4x4 Briskodian Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: J5 M61 Posts: 5,294 Members Car: Octavia 4x4 - aka "The Ambulance" Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I'm up for that...... __________________ Ian __________________ Nice to be important, but more important to be nice...

04-07-2003, 14:08	#39
*ColinD* Site owner Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Hill & Mountains of North Wales Posts: 10,315 Members Car: Roomster Scout Images: 3 Thanks: 29 Thanked 174 Times in 80 Posts	Big karting place in warrington... <dam was going to the chippy aswell, starves oneself> __________________ ColinD 1.9 Scout Roomster - Standard www.BRISKODA.net :: Site Owner E-Mail : webmaster at briskoda dot net Got a comment to make about the site? Please feel free to use the feedback form here, we welcome your views.

04-07-2003, 14:10	#40
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	if they have lwb karts... cos 6ft3 (wide) doesnt help... __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

04-07-2003, 14:48	#41
spc Briskodian Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockport Posts: 369 Members Car: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	it will work... I'm sure they can accomodate all of us... just thought the idea of using someone elses equipment would be fun......though I do see the odd chance of a black flag.... __________________ Paul

04-07-2003, 15:00	#42
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	can i get one with neons..? got any pics boys... __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

04-07-2003, 15:20	#43
Tavia4x4 Briskodian Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: J5 M61 Posts: 5,294 Members Car: Octavia 4x4 - aka "The Ambulance" Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	black flag? us? Nah, we'd be as well behaved as we are on the road... oh.. see your point __________________ Ian __________________ Nice to be important, but more important to be nice...

04-07-2003, 15:21	#44
spc Briskodian Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Stockport Posts: 369 Members Car: Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	following on.... From our conversation about enforcement. Yesterday my best mate got pulled on the M1 in Leicestershire, it was 2pm, he was doing 65mph in his toy car (MX5 - he left the Merc E300 in the garage) and he was breathalysed. My mate, not a shy sort, asked why he had been pulled and was told, "you are driving too well". So now it seems if you behave yourself you stand out from the crowd and get pulled. Needless to say, since he hadn't had a drink since the weekend there were no problems. But what a reason for being stopped, " you're driving too well" __________________ Paul

04-07-2003, 15:30	#45
redbaron Briskodian Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 9,570 Members Car: Thanks: 15 Thanked 70 Times in 61 Posts	seems silly doesnt it... __________________ ________________________________________ Some times I just feel like smiling.

04-07-2003, 16:23	#46
robmawer Briskodian Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Rochdale Posts: 12,476 Members Car: Octavia 1.6 Ambiente Thanks: 2 Thanked 74 Times in 67 Posts	That's decided it then, I'm going to drive like every other b******d out there does... I'd be up for karting, though give me a couple of weeks on the slimfast Rob. __________________

04-07-2003, 16:27	#47
devonutopia Mongreller Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Exeter / Devon Posts: 30,109 Members Car: Skoda Fabia Mongrel Images: 5 Thanks: 75 Thanked 353 Times in 296 Posts	I think the fuzz are wairy of people driving a little too well, in case they're REALLY having to concentrate hard, such as would be needed after a few bevvies. Also, no offence, but 65mph in an MX5 probably seemed a little slow to them. I bet if he'd been doing 5 mph over the speed limit, as opposed to 5 mph under, they would not have batted an eyelid! (they'd probably view 65 as something silly like "not making proper progress in traffic") Either way, it clearly sucks to drive conservatively! __________________ Jason - Only a Skoda. Custom Fabia Bonnet Lifter Kits - £45! Click Me. Cheesy bonnet lifter video to "raise me up" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMnGECEi5Oc See the mongrel's 260bhp Dyno Video!

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