Jay VRS

30 Minutes to go ..I dont think I will make it with out nodding off

What is the point of the Christmas card? Other than to give money to talentless artist/designers and unemployable writers of sycophantic verses.

Christmas is a retail period, dictated to people by retailers, newspapers, television, the internet and advertisers so everyone calm the fook down your being taken for a ride you muppets..

Willy Wonka the original one in HD ...It doenst get any better than that..

Got my winter walking gear on that I usually wear up the mountains just to take the dog for a stroll Wigan and back along the canal in the dark I wonder how many weirdos I bump into en route?

And the award for the most boring alum of 2011 goes to Snow Patrol for "Fallen Empires"....I think it will also pick up the awards for..most unvaried,most spiritless, most drab,most monotonous most humdrum and definately for most platitudinous.

Jogging with the dog is difficult at best..Must have tripped over him a dozen times..

Leona Lewis singing "Hurt" ...The only thing hurting is my ears you talentless bint!

Better get my waterproofs on the dog needs a stroll..

I completed the Yorkshire 3 peaks challenge successfully last June so I am now setting myself a new goal and will be attempting the national 3 Peaks challenge on the 1st/2nd July next year... Ben Nevis,Scaffell Pike and Snowdon 450 miles of driving 26 miles of Walking and 9700ft of climbing must be done in under 24 hrs can't wait I am getting giddy thinking about it...

Me and the kids went to watch that new film about Margaret Thatcher last night but they wouldnt let the children in?? Apparently its not suitable for minors..

Up early getting our George ready for his big fight later today at the Metrodome Barnsley, big venue so he is going to give a big performance ????? George........Wishing Lottie from Unity Muay Thai and all the fighters from Peel Thai Boxing the best of luck in their fights also..

10 minutes till home time thank fook!

What programme do you select to wash a dog in the washing machine?

The results are in from the Dildo Gold Cup an event for Mares and old Nags.1st Adair ya to (responded well to the whip in the last furlong)2nd Nosey Parker (started well but went a bit weak at the knees)3rd Basher Bilski (Just lost out by a length or two)

That's the last time I use my Sean Connery accent to tell a girl to sit on my face.

I need to do my workout but I cant be arsed can anybody give me some motivation...

Is back from a 12.5mile yomp round the Lake District which went well right up until I did a Dr Foster in a puddle of **** lol

Weather forecast for the expedition in the Lake District tomorrow says overcast with sunny spells and only 10% chance of rain ...****** im packing my waterproofs and ive just waterproofed my boots.

Thursday 31 May 2012 Lowton North WestThursday 31 May 2012 Abram North WestThursday 31 May 2012 Wigan North WestThursday 31 May 2012 Scholes North WestThursday 31 May 2012 Ince North WestThursday 31 May 2012 Hindley North WestOlympic torch route

Girl look at that body ...Girl look at that body .....Girl look at that body ....I work out

Just ran 4 miles with George Adair, Its hard work being the father of a future Thai Boxing world champion